there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
