I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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