i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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