this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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