He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
