O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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