no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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