I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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