i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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