I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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