THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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