Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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