if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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