Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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