when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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