YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my shit smells like andre
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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