all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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