he shaved USA in his pubs
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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