i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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