I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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