the day after is always just damage control
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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