I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Welp...herpes.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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