im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
People with herpes should wear stickers.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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