I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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