Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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