this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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