Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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