You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
