I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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