Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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