I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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