This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize