Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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