Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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