You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling