Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I smell stomach acid.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked