I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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