That's intense
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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