It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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