Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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