I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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