i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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