Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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