i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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