bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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