oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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