It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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