I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
