i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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