Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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