yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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