Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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