He uses pillows to masturbate.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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