No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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