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(313): View more from Michigan

We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."

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(440): View more from Ohio

Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried

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(713): View more from Texas

This dude is being a total douche

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps

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(614): View more from Ohio

do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work

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(812): View more from Indiana

She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified

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(217): View more from Illinois

She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!

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