Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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